Asswipes Starter Pack- Shop Now
Asswipes Starter Pack- Shop Now

Our potpourri of aloe, cucumber, vitamin E and chamomile is the soothing, cleansing toilet paper-alternative of your wet wipe dreams.

SUPER TWOS-DAY STARTER PACK

Get More Than 25% Off!

  • Asswipes Flow Packs - 45 ct.
  • Asswipes Travel Singles 15 ct.
  • Fresh Body Body Wash Mini
  • Shipping
  • Feeling Cool-N-Fresh
  • ASSTOUNDING SAVINGS $27.85
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Asswipes Starter Pack- 2-45 Count Packs, 15 on-the-go wipes, Fresh Body Mini Wash
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NEXT TO THE TOILET, IT’S HUMANKIND’S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT.

Cleansing - Soothing
Aloe-verified & cucumber-infused for freshness
Fragrance-free
XL sheets - Defunks badunkadunks of all sizes!
Easy-to-remove dispenser!
Resealable Tab.
Incredible cellulose-based fiber!
Non-irritating and non-partisan!
Road-tested, massive load-tested!
Stylish package design.

QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST PRODUCT IN THE WET WIPE WORLD

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ASSWIPES FLOW PACK

BATHE YOUR BOOTY WITH THESE BEAUTIES

Asswipes 45ct Flow Pack (Select Quantity)

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ASSWIPES GO LIKE A PRO SINGLES

IN A SNAP MINI PACKS

15 Pack Singles

$9.95  $7.95

FILL YOUR CABINET WITH OUR PRODUCTS AND SAVE A BUNDLE!

Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
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Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
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Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]
Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]

Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]

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Fresh Breasts + Asswipes [BUNDLE]
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Fresh Breasts + Asswipes [BUNDLE] Fresh Body
Fresh Breasts + Asswipes [BUNDLE]
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Fresh Breasts + Asswipes [BUNDLE]

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Read why our Customers * LOVE * Fresh Balls
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Nothing Works Better!!! My husband gets the raw a$$ very easily and nothing we used would help cure or protect! Until now!!! This stuff is amazing!!!

Lavaughn T.

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Works as advertised. Guys....you have to get Fresh Balls. You will be glad you did!

Vincent C.

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I'm a few pounds overweight, sometimes things get a little heated in my nether regions. I took a chance on Fresh Balls and could not be happier. Redness and chafing is gone

Patrick, US

Read why our Customers * LOVE * Asswipes

Read why our Customers *LOVE* Fresh Balls

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Very good product and cleans greatly. Easy to use and does a great job, whether on the go or at home. Thank you!



Gail L.

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I have been using these wipes for 2 years and love they have them in to go packets. I have them in all my bathrooms also can't leave home without them.


Mary R.

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I give these at gifts every Christmas and the packaging a lone gets me smiles - and I keep it in our bathroom for everyday use!


Christine

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A$$ feels great! Fantastic as advertised, feeling so much cleaner with a full sized upgraded wet wipe!



David G.

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I love these things! Soft enough to not irritate the skin, but strong enough to not tear. Highly recommended.



Jared S., US 

THE SUPER PACK THAT HAS AMERICA'S BACK

WE'RE CAMPAIGNING TO PUT AN ASSWIPE IN THE WHITE HOUSE

FREQUENTLY ASSED QUESTIONS

WE KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH POOTIN!

Don't let the name confuse you! Asswipes® isn't just for asses. It works hard for the other 99% of your body, too. Keeping you fresh from your face to your feet to all the underrepresented parts in between.

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IN THE WILD!

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AT THE SHOP!

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ON THE JOB!

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AT THE GYM!

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AT WORK!

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ON THE GO!

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