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Don't let the name confuse you! Asswipes® isn't just for asses. It works hard for the other 99% of your body, too. Keeping you fresh from your face to your feet to all the underrepresented parts in between.
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AT THE SHOP!
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Read why our Customers * LOVE * Asswipes
Very good product and cleans
greatly. Easy to use and does a
great job, whether on the go or
at home. Thank you!
Gail L.
I have been using these wipes
for 2 years and love they have
them in to go packets. I have
them in all my bathrooms also
can't leave home without them
Mary R.
I give these at gifts every
Christmas and the packaging a
lone gets me smiles - and I keep
it in our bathroom for everyday
use!
Christine
Very good product and cleans greatly. Easy to use and does a great job, whether on the go or at home. Thank you!
Gail L.
I have been using these wipes for 2 years and love they have them in to go packets. I have them in all my bathrooms also can't leave home without them.
Mary R.
I give these at gifts every Christmas and the packaging a lone gets me smiles - and I keep it in our bathroom for everyday use!
Christine
A$$ feels great! Fantastic as advertised, feeling so much cleaner with a full sized upgraded wet wipe!
David G.
I love these things! Soft enough to not irritate the skin, but strong enough to not tear. Highly recommended.
Jared S., US
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