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We're campaigning to put an asswipe in the white house (and your house) shop now

PUT POTTY POLITICS ASIDE!

From the campaign trail to a mountain trail, from a public restroom to your bathroom, ASSWIPES will keep you smelling fresh and feeling clean and smooth all day long. Wipe conservatively… or liberally, it’s up to you. Asswipes. The winning ticket where you need to stick it.

SUPER TWOS-DAY STARTER PACK

DURABLE, FLUSHABLE, ELECTABLE!

Composed of all-natural cellulose-based fibers, our soothing, cleansing wipes are as durable as a Constitutional Amendment and as powerful as an Executive Order.

The deal of a wipe-time! Supplies limited, so get crack-a-lackin!

(2) 45-Flushable Wipes
(15) On-the-Go Singles
FREE Body Wash Mini
FREE SHIPPING
$23.90  $14.95

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Asswipes Flushable Wipes Starter Pack

FILL YOUR CABINET WITH OUR PRODUCTS AND SAVE A BUNDLE!

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Asswipes 45ct Flow Pack (select quantity)

$32.95
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Asswipes (45ct Flow Pack + On-the-Go Singles) [BUNDLE]

$19.95
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Asswipes Singles - Individually Wrapped Flushable Wipes (select quantity)

$7.95
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Fresh Butt Powder & Asswipes Flushable Wipes [3 pc Bundle]
Fresh Butt Powder & Asswipes Flushable Wipes [3 pc Bundle]
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Fresh Butt Powder & Asswipes Flushable Wipes [3 pc Bundle]

$22.95
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2 asswipes and 2 fresh balls
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2 + 2 Asswipes and Fresh Balls [BUNDLE]

$29.95
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Fresh Breasts + Asswipes [BUNDLE]
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Fresh Breasts + Asswipes [BUNDLE]

$16.95
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2 + 2 Asswipes and Fresh Feet [BUNDLE] Fresh Body
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2 + 2 Asswipes and Fresh Feet [BUNDLE]

$34.95
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WE KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH POOTIN!

Don't let the name confuse you! Asswipes® isn't just for asses. It works hard for the other 99% of your body, too. Keeping you fresh from your face to your feet to all the underrepresented parts in between.

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IN THE WILD!

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AT THE SHOP!

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ON THE JOB!

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AT THE GYM!

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AT WORK!

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ON THE GO!

Read why our Customers * LOVE * Asswipes

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Very good product and cleans greatly. Easy to use and does a great job, whether on the go or at home. Thank you!


Gail L.

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I have been using these wipes for 2 years and love they have them in to go packets. I have them in all my bathrooms also can't leave home without them

Mary R.

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I give these at gifts every Christmas and the packaging a lone gets me smiles - and I keep it in our bathroom for everyday use!


Christine

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Very good product and cleans greatly. Easy to use and does a great job, whether on the go or at home. Thank you!



Gail L.

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I have been using these wipes for 2 years and love they have them in to go packets. I have them in all my bathrooms also can't leave home without them.


Mary R.

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I give these at gifts every Christmas and the packaging a lone gets me smiles - and I keep it in our bathroom for everyday use!


Christine

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A$$ feels great! Fantastic as advertised, feeling so much cleaner with a full sized upgraded wet wipe!



David G.

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I love these things! Soft enough to not irritate the skin, but strong enough to not tear. Highly recommended.



Jared S., US 

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