No, our product makes absolutely no scents whatsoever! There is NO added fragrance. But it makes perfect sense if you want to smell fresh and odor-free.

Feel free to use it on your butt, armpits, feet and face (not recommended in that order). Safe to use for all ages: babies, toddlers, kids, even adults who refuse to grow up.

Big enough for your ass, that’s for sure. Large Moist Towelettes measure a breadth-defying 7.25" x 7.25.”

Made from professional grade microcloth and designed to handle the heaviest payloads. Asswipes are durable enough to clean the Liberty Bell’s crack. And gentle enough to clean yours.

Only everything. Duh.  Asswipes are a moist towelette with a secret skin-safe formula, infused with irreverent culture-jacking humor, chamomile, cucumber, aloe and vitamin E to leave your derriere soft and smooth while getting you clean. Great for sensitive tushies.

Can you say EP-yay! Every single precious wipe in our 45-count packages is as flushable as a sheet of toilet paper, only a buttzillion times more effective. Our product is safe and fully dispersible in sewer systems, so feel free to flush with impunity.

Independent testing confirms that our wipes meet INDA/EDANA GD4 guidelines for flushability.

‡ FLUSHABILITY GUIDELINES: Don't be an Asswipe! Use only one wipe per flush and only in well-maintained plumbing systems. Independent testing confirms that Asswipes meed INDA GD4 guidelines for flushability. DO NOT FLUSH IF: Using a pump or RV System; Fat or grease is put into any drain; System has a history of clogs or back-ups; or it violates your state or local rules. Consult a plumbing professional to determine if wipes are safe for your plumbing system. Ignoring instructions may result in plumbing clogs and/or property damage.